QotD 12/30/09

(discussing the weather for the next few days, planning our New Year's Eve)
Monika: It's going to start snowing in 5 hours and not stop until next year?!?

QotD 12/4/09

At a bar in the middle of the afternoon, drinking, the conversation turns to the concept of being a 'lady'.
Jen: I wear pearls. It doesn't work!

QotD 11/28/09

Chiefs: I remember that tailgate, you did the stupidest thing you've ever done. *turns and points to Taxi* Pissed your pants.
Taxi: *considers* The food was good that day.

QotD 10/14/09

Driving to a USA soccer game, Melissa is wearing a tiara and a feather boa, which keeps shedding.
Melissa: I'm molting.

QotD 10/4/09

Antony (points to Mat's lower leg): You're bleeding!
Mat (looks down): I didn't even realize. I have feminine hygiene issues.

QotD 9/12/09

Paul, drunk and hitting on Elizabeth, is reminded that she is 15 and her father is a lawyer and standing 5 feet away.
Paul (to Elizabeth): I have to be honest... your dad has an awesome mustache.

QotD 9/1/09

Vicky: She's all pouty today.
Mary Ann: I'm in pain! My back hurts!
Vicky: I've got a pain too, and it's worse than yours.
Mary Ann: You can't count a person.