QotD 4/9/10

Valerie (hearing a can pop in the next cube at 12pm): Having your first beer of the day?
Don: Third. (long pause) Want one?

QotD 4/7/10

Discussing summer hours, which aren't company wide so are a big secret.
Pat: Remember, don't tell anyone. No leaving it on your out of office email, no messages on your voice mail, nothing. Don't tell anyone.
Chris: Not even my family?

QotD 1/29/10

2 today

Koreen: I need to sit with you.
Ray: Monday.
Koreen: No, now!
Ray: Monday.
Koreen: I'm only here in the morning on Monday.
Ray: Until what time?
Koreen: When does the morning end?!
Ray: Noon.
Koreen: There you go.

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{this is all one sentence, no pause, and I have no idea what he was talking about}
Harry (on the phone): I thought you'd be dead you're so stupid.

QotD 1/1/10

Talking about getting bisons to kill and make bison burgers.
Chiefs: We'll get two, one in the pool and one on the lawn.
Me: Does the pool have water in it?
Chiefs: Yes.
Me: You can't put it in the pool! It'll drown!
Chiefs: No, we're going to get a water buffalo.

QotD 12/30/09

(discussing the weather for the next few days, planning our New Year's Eve)
Monika: It's going to start snowing in 5 hours and not stop until next year?!?

QotD 12/4/09

At a bar in the middle of the afternoon, drinking, the conversation turns to the concept of being a 'lady'.
Jen: I wear pearls. It doesn't work!

QotD 11/28/09

Chiefs: I remember that tailgate, you did the stupidest thing you've ever done. *turns and points to Taxi* Pissed your pants.
Taxi: *considers* The food was good that day.