QotD 4/15/09

2 today, both from Argentina:

Nate had a cold.  Brent (gesturing to Nate's throat and chest): Nate, how are you feeling?
Nate: Oh, I'm burning it out with Jamison.

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Greg is holding his cell phone up to the speaker during "your sex is on fire".
Brent: He's probably leaving a message for someone, telling them their sex is on fire.
Corey: I hope it's someone he knows.

QotD 3/28/09

Antony: Mat, you're drunk! You said you weren't going to drink.
Mat: But then I got a Sam Adams from Revolution fans. And then I had to drink some ESC beer to wash it out.
Me: How many did you have?
Mat: Eight.
Me: Eight?!
Mat: But it was in an hour, so it counts as one.

QotD 3/15/09

2 today:

Emily: My mom's like 'break up with him' but I'm like 'who's going to work on my car??'

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Melissa: You ripped it!
Dad: No! It was like that before I... ripped it.

QotD 2/12/09

2 today:

Paul: Morgan Stanley hired me with a biology degree. I broke the economy in 9 days.

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Jake: People in New York love to argue
Paul: That's not true

QotD 2/11/09

Paul: I drank one of yours thinking it was one of his... If it makes you feel better, it didn't taste good.

QotD 1/29/09

Talking about Melissa moving to Costa Rica.
Uncle Ron: Doesn't it rain there?
Dad: Yeah, it's called monsoons.

QotD 12/14/08

At an Ironmen game, watching the... cheerleaders? They were dressed as elves.
Larry: Are those Ironmen dancers? They look like ho elves.