QotD 12/10/08

(note: yes, this one is going to me. I'm making an exception because Antony nominated me and Tara seconded it and told me that meant I got an automatic induction)
Me, on IM with Antony: phone sex is for guys too lazy to go find a prostitute

QotD 12/6/08

Watching Kung Fu Panda, where the bad guy is a tiger who does kung fu and beats up a bunch of animals and terrorizes the town.
Matt (turns to Roxann): And that's why you can't have a tiger.

QotD 12/3/08

I was on the phone:
Me: He said he'll call you back.
Ed: Okay, have him call me back.
Me (tempted to say no): Umm... ok.

QotD 12/2/08

Talking about Miley Cyrus:
Beth: She's such a brat.
Me: Yeah... I'm sure she's just a normal 15-year-old girl.
Beth: Yeah, I guess. We just have to listen to HER.

QotD 11/27/08

Liz: Do you have any pets?
Aunt Debbie: I have a dead cat in a box.

QotD 11/9/08

Kids at a Red Bulls game in Houston: Boo, Red Bulls!
Leon: Boo, kids!

QotD 11/2/08

Greg, after running 26 miles in the NYC marathon: my legs are exhausted, I need a barstool.