QotD: 1/4/2016

Anthony: I don't know anything about sea animals. I'm not a botanist.

Winners so far

Running tally of who's in the lead:
Monika (9)

Melissa (5)

Paul (4)
Steven (4)

Corey (3)

Chiefs (2)
Dad (2)
Jenn N (2)
Mat (2)
Tara (2)

QotD 9/27/13

My mom threw a stick for a friends dog but it was dark out.  Dog ran to the middle of the yard but couldn't find it so then stood staring at my mom.
Friend: Awww, you broke the dog.

QotD 4/13/12

Jen V (turning down some food): I'm watching my girlish figure.
Brent: Can I help?

QotD 11/18/11‏

Rick, hiding a book in a binder: It can go to Juan-Carlos, that'll get him thinking.
Austin gives me a strange look so I explain: The book is half in English and half in German.
Austin: Ooh, yeah he's going to be like 'I don't speak either of these!'

QotD 10/20/11

Dan is talking about his daughters job at a drug rehab center.
Eulalia: Is it a private facility?
Dan: No, you can go there.

QotD 8/20/11

At a Red Bull away game in New England.
All chanting: We want Rooney, we want Rooney. Then: We want Hertzog, we want Hertzog. Running though a few more players.
Finally, guy in back of me: *sob* We want anyone. Please make a sub!!

QotD 3/17/11

We're discussing painting the kitchen and Uncle Ron motions to the ceiling fan.
Uncle Ron: 3 cups of paint on that blade and 3 on that one. Turn it on and run like hell.
Melissa: Why don't you use a paintball gun?
Uncle Ron (shocked): Noooo, that makes a mess!

QotD 11/25/10

Monika: Joey and Steven were legit trying to kill me! One was jumping on my head and the other was trying to set me on fire!

QotD 9/22/10

Mom: Where'd you put my phone?
Melissa: It's in the snack bag, in the granola bar box.
Mom: umm.
Melissa: Why, where do you normally keep it?

QotD 06/12/10

Chiefs says he doesn't want to hear about health food.
Mat: Tofu!
Chiefs: I like tofu.
Me: Soy!
Chiefs: I like Soy del Metro.

QotD 5/24/10

Jenn, answering the phone: Hello?... I'm in the middle of writing you a nasty email, can you hold on a minute?

QotD 4/9/10

Valerie (hearing a can pop in the next cube at 12pm): Having your first beer of the day?
Don: Third. (long pause) Want one?

QotD 4/7/10

Discussing summer hours, which aren't company wide so are a big secret.
Pat: Remember, don't tell anyone. No leaving it on your out of office email, no messages on your voice mail, nothing. Don't tell anyone.
Chris: Not even my family?

QotD 1/29/10

2 today

Koreen: I need to sit with you.
Ray: Monday.
Koreen: No, now!
Ray: Monday.
Koreen: I'm only here in the morning on Monday.
Ray: Until what time?
Koreen: When does the morning end?!
Ray: Noon.
Koreen: There you go.

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{this is all one sentence, no pause, and I have no idea what he was talking about}
Harry (on the phone): I thought you'd be dead you're so stupid.

QotD 1/1/10

Talking about getting bisons to kill and make bison burgers.
Chiefs: We'll get two, one in the pool and one on the lawn.
Me: Does the pool have water in it?
Chiefs: Yes.
Me: You can't put it in the pool! It'll drown!
Chiefs: No, we're going to get a water buffalo.

QotD 12/30/09

(discussing the weather for the next few days, planning our New Year's Eve)
Monika: It's going to start snowing in 5 hours and not stop until next year?!?

QotD 12/4/09

At a bar in the middle of the afternoon, drinking, the conversation turns to the concept of being a 'lady'.
Jen: I wear pearls. It doesn't work!

QotD 11/28/09

Chiefs: I remember that tailgate, you did the stupidest thing you've ever done. *turns and points to Taxi* Pissed your pants.
Taxi: *considers* The food was good that day.

QotD 10/14/09

Driving to a USA soccer game, Melissa is wearing a tiara and a feather boa, which keeps shedding.
Melissa: I'm molting.