QotD 11/18/11‏

Rick, hiding a book in a binder: It can go to Juan-Carlos, that'll get him thinking.
Austin gives me a strange look so I explain: The book is half in English and half in German.
Austin: Ooh, yeah he's going to be like 'I don't speak either of these!'

QotD 10/20/11

Dan is talking about his daughters job at a drug rehab center.
Eulalia: Is it a private facility?
Dan: No, you can go there.

QotD 8/20/11

At a Red Bull away game in New England.
All chanting: We want Rooney, we want Rooney. Then: We want Hertzog, we want Hertzog. Running though a few more players.
Finally, guy in back of me: *sob* We want anyone. Please make a sub!!

QotD 3/17/11

We're discussing painting the kitchen and Uncle Ron motions to the ceiling fan.
Uncle Ron: 3 cups of paint on that blade and 3 on that one. Turn it on and run like hell.
Melissa: Why don't you use a paintball gun?
Uncle Ron (shocked): Noooo, that makes a mess!