QotD 12/30/09

(discussing the weather for the next few days, planning our New Year's Eve)
Monika: It's going to start snowing in 5 hours and not stop until next year?!?

QotD 12/4/09

At a bar in the middle of the afternoon, drinking, the conversation turns to the concept of being a 'lady'.
Jen: I wear pearls. It doesn't work!