QotD 9/12/09

Paul, drunk and hitting on Elizabeth, is reminded that she is 15 and her father is a lawyer and standing 5 feet away.
Paul (to Elizabeth): I have to be honest... your dad has an awesome mustache.

QotD 9/1/09

Vicky: She's all pouty today.
Mary Ann: I'm in pain! My back hurts!
Vicky: I've got a pain too, and it's worse than yours.
Mary Ann: You can't count a person.