QotD 5/29/09

Me, seeing Dan walk by with a box cutter in his hand, joking: I'm a little worried about you carrying that knife around.
Dan: Me too, I almost stabbed myself in the neck.

QotD 5/24/09

Corey: It's always bad to be Endres, but some days it's worse.

QotD 5/11/09

When I walked into my own house one day after work:
My cousin David: You must be Amanda. We've been expecting you.