QotD 3/28/09

Antony: Mat, you're drunk! You said you weren't going to drink.
Mat: But then I got a Sam Adams from Revolution fans. And then I had to drink some ESC beer to wash it out.
Me: How many did you have?
Mat: Eight.
Me: Eight?!
Mat: But it was in an hour, so it counts as one.

QotD 3/15/09

2 today:

Emily: My mom's like 'break up with him' but I'm like 'who's going to work on my car??'

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Melissa: You ripped it!
Dad: No! It was like that before I... ripped it.