QotD 10/27/08

Talking about following the Red Bulls to Houston on their playoff run.
Mom: Maybe the team will do something for you while you're there. Besides the tickets.
Melissa: Like, win?

QotD 10/19/08

2 quotes today

At the dinner table one night, talking about nothing in particular, when:
Monika: in prison... (conversation stops)


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John, coming out of the corn maze at the wrong exit: Where'd the farm go?!?

QotD 10/18/08

I invited Monika to a day in the country, complete with a 5 acre corn maze
Monika: 5 acres of confusion! That's what I'm talking about!

QotD 10/11/08

Paul (to a drunk Schneidermann): Sir, would you like some words with that slur?

QotD 10/1/08

My coworker, on the phone with a client:
Jenn: I will hurt you! And members of your family!