QotD 9/27/08

We were discussing which of our family members smoke pot/have smoked pot in the past.

Monika: Your mom? I feel like life would be easier if she did...

QotD 9/26/08

We had a staff meeting and the weather was bad out and I was sure the lights flickered twice but no one else saw it. A little later, I was sitting with one of my account executives.
Me: I swear the lights just flickered again!
Ray: Stop blinking.

QotD 9/20/08

Melissa: I may be retarded when it comes to guys, but I'm not an idiot!

QotD 9/14/08

Two for today, good weekend!

1) I have two dogs. One is all black, one has a streak of white under her chin.
John: How do you tell them apart?
Tara: Jazzy is the one with chest hair.

2) Aunt Arlene: Pull up a chair and sit on the floor!

QotD 9/13/08

Three of them today, how crazy is that?

1) Jenn: "I started drinking and smoking at my 11th birthday party."
Rebecca: "Did you have parents?"

2) Guy in front of us at the game, he was ESC so he was jumping and yelling and all that, turns around and says: "Shhh! I'm trying to watch a soccer game!"

3) After my boyfriend and I got back to a party after taking a walk, my cousin Monika: "Eww, you smell like saliva."

QotD 9/12/08

Discussing the "Twighlight" series:
Me: I'm reading the second book.
Tara: The second book... that one's good! Until it gets bad!

QotD 9/6/08

Antony: What stops me from eating is-
Melissa: You run out of food?