QotD 7/30/08

I had called my cousins to make sure we were going to the movies, X-Files. Steven pretended I was a telemarketer while we talked. Got to their house, he thought it had been Melissa who called, pretending to be a telemarketer. Got in the car and Monika had her own theories.
Monika: I bet it was an alien pretending to be Melissa pretending to be a telemarketer!
Joey: Again??

QotD 7/27/08

Talking about hair, cutting it, styling it, etc.
Monika to Rudy: Remember when your hair was longer? And I straightened it? And I promised not to tell anyone but I just told everyone...

QotD 7/26/08

We're talking about a friend who lied to us.
Aunt Arlene: I hate being lied to.
Steven: I've been down that road and it's not fun.
Aunt Arlene: You've been lied to.
Steven: No, I've lied to you. And it is not good!