QotD: 1/4/2016

Anthony: I don't know anything about sea animals. I'm not a botanist.

Winners so far

Running tally of who's in the lead:
Monika (9)

Melissa (5)

Paul (4)
Steven (4)

Corey (3)

Chiefs (2)
Dad (2)
Jenn N (2)
Mat (2)
Tara (2)

QotD 9/27/13

My mom threw a stick for a friends dog but it was dark out.  Dog ran to the middle of the yard but couldn't find it so then stood staring at my mom.
Friend: Awww, you broke the dog.

QotD 4/13/12

Jen V (turning down some food): I'm watching my girlish figure.
Brent: Can I help?

QotD 11/18/11‏

Rick, hiding a book in a binder: It can go to Juan-Carlos, that'll get him thinking.
Austin gives me a strange look so I explain: The book is half in English and half in German.
Austin: Ooh, yeah he's going to be like 'I don't speak either of these!'

QotD 10/20/11

Dan is talking about his daughters job at a drug rehab center.
Eulalia: Is it a private facility?
Dan: No, you can go there.

QotD 8/20/11

At a Red Bull away game in New England.
All chanting: We want Rooney, we want Rooney. Then: We want Hertzog, we want Hertzog. Running though a few more players.
Finally, guy in back of me: *sob* We want anyone. Please make a sub!!